Cycle Jerks

Apparently, after being inactive for over a year, Cycle Jerks has won a Westword’s Best of Denver award for the category Best Beer: Cycling. Thanks? But really I think this should have gone to The Rim Job Bicycle Club who is actually active and drinks a fuck ton of beer weekly. The Rim Jobbers are lead by Curt Wallach, proprietor of your favorite bike shop Track Shack at 1338 Tremont. Rim Jobbers wear denim vests with patches and ride bikes that are way sexier than your shitty beach cruiser.

As for an update?
Juice is an original Rim Jobber and works at Track Shack when he’s not riding as a courier. Recently, he has expanded his love for mechanics to include mopeds as well. Sick.
Jen now blogs very infrequently at Well, It’s Irrelevant and is pathetically addicted to Twitter. She teaches indoor cycling to metal and punk rock at the yoga/cycling studio Breathe Denver at Colfax and Vine and pours coffee for Crema Coffeehouse at Larimer and 29th. Coming up soon, she has an article in Urban Velo about the veteran couriers of Denver, look out for it!

So thanks, Westword, for the push to write this update.
<3, Jen Hurricane

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The Salvation Army where my friend works has a Chrome bag with a very specific image on the front flap if you or someone you know has lost or had a Chrome bag stolen send me an Email (juice@milehighmess.com) with the a description of the bag and the image on the front flap.

Get your team (costume/them strongly encouraged) and come to Civic Center Park and drink some FREE PBR while smacking a little brown ball around and trying to do it beater then your opposing team.

So AWESOME SPRINTS is putting this on and you should go. But if your not in the area and want to learn how to start your own gold sprints check this out.

You like bikes? You like art? Well you just might like Artcrank. And if you don’t realy give a shit, I know you love the Cyclejerks, the Track Shack and a boatload of people and you konw with that combination of rowdy folks it’s going to be a good time.

Well I was going to do Gang Bang 2009 “Wet Hot American Flyers” over Memorial day weekend but scum-bag Ross (originally for Denver) and some more jerk-faces from Seattle, WA. had to host the West side Invite on the same weekend. So I guess a group of us will be heading out to the “Emerald City” that weekend and so should you, lets help make it a big one. And as for Gang Bang “Wet Hot American Flyers” we will be putting it on over Labor day weekend to end the summer right.