BIKE THIEF!


Remember how Elliott’s bike got stolen earlier this year? Well it has been found!

THIS IS THE MAN WHO STOLE HIS BIKE:

Thank you Phil for the photo.

Take a good look at this photo and send it to your friends, he is a bike thief. According to two sources he lurks around bars and asks people if he can borrow their bike then never returns. Stay aware, guard your child with your life from scumbags like this.

17 Responses to “BIKE THIEF!”

  1. Mike D Says:

    Hey, looks like you missed your chance to be in the NYT: http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2008/11/14/nyregion/111608-Messengers_index.html

  2. admin Says:

    Oh well. I think I’ve had my fifteen minutes… I’ve been mentioned in Bicycling Magazine, Time Out Chicago, and The Onion. You know, no biggie. Kidding…

  3. peter c Says:

    is that guy from boulder or denver? i think hes the guy i’ve seen in boulder checking out locked bikes on racks cause “his just got stolen.”

  4. admin Says:

    Don’t know, both I guess. Elliott’s bike was stolen in Boulder but found in Denver.

  5. Marshall Says:

    Yeah, that doods in Boulder plenty. Funny thing is i’ve actually talked to him about E’s bike being stolen after he was askin about mine. What a fuckin’ cock sucker.

  6. matty clark Says:

    His name is Alejandro and I’ve thrown him out of Sputnik a thousand times. Fuck that guy, he would wander around a finish dead soldiers. Creepo.

  7. declan Says:

    what a butthole

  8. bondizzle Says:

    haha, declan said butthole.

  9. broseph Says:

    anyone want to pool their money to put a bounty on his head? I’ll put in 5.

  10. april Says:

    sweet link, matty.

  11. Chris Bossom Says:

    Definitely a bag-o-douche. I’m still waiting to hear exactly how the bike was recovered. Was there bloodshed? Did he willingly give it up once the jig was up? What happened???

  12. FRYE Says:

    Hey!

    I know that fucking guy too. . I saw him all over the place Sputnick, and Streets mostly..okay only. But whatever he was always talking shit about the bike kids in Denver.

    I hope you get your bike back.

  13. lil john Says:

    holy shit thats one of my cousins patient he lives somewhere on 38th i see him ridding up 38th all the time to

  14. lil john Says:

    or sorry some where of 38th

  15. Bobby Says:

    i see this dude all the time. a few months back he was telling me how shitty all us kids in denver were for riding fixed and how dumb it was and that he has been riding bikes in NY forever blah blah blah blah blah. DUDE SUCKS! i see him about once a week. i’ll be sure to punch him in the mouth with a fist full of shit.(kidding but that would be rad)

  16. Hamm Says:

    Dude lurks broadway and colfax in D-town for sure. Used to see him @ Sputnik a lot harassing customers, bumming cigarettes and trying to talk to me about freight riding…….. he’s a dildo.

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