Gang Bang Results are in!
Diego didn’t think we could do it but we fucking did. We’re beat. Thank you everyone for having a blast. We had 22 teams, 18 of which finished.
April has photos up on her Flickr, you can find Saturday night’s here and Sunday here. Photos from Bart are here. Michelle Parise has given us a few photos (here’s a teaser) which you can find here.
Team Merkin
We got everyone drunk
Team Zissou
Jen and Juice thank you!
Big thanks to 3 Kings Tavern (60 S. Broadway) yesterday for hosting our awards bash. They cut us a big deal to let all of you drink for free yesterday so go back and support them. Really good people there. Big thanks to Jeff and our bartenders Emily, Michelle and Kitty for dealing with me asking for favors all day and serving up drinks to all of our drunk racers, you rule.
If anyone has photos of this weekend please email them to me at Jen[at]milehighmess[dot]com I’d love to see peoples haggard drunk/bum/white hat/Cycle Jerks Special photos!
We also want your stories! Weather it’s three lines or three paragraphs send them! Everyone has a crazy story of what when off… Jamie was forcefully escorted out of Kinkos for xeroxing her boob, Trent punched a guy, Nicole was accused of a purse snatching, Lou streaked, Ric passed out in a keg stand and puked on himself, I mean c’mon, I know you got something!
Email them to me at Jen[at]milehighmess[dot]com
If you’re not into the writing thing Juice is planning on doing a video confession blog of the weekend. If you would like to be filmed hit him up at Juice[at]milehighmess[dot]com
RESULTS!
Hourly Checkpoint Winners
Due to the large turnout we pushed the race back one hour, there were only 6 checkpoints instead of 7.
11pm
Tug of War - Civic Center Park
1st Place: Joey, Team 23, KC & The Shotguns
No 2nd or 3rd
12am
Pint Challenge - Rock Bar
1st Place: Ann Stecker, Team 25, The Mighty Merkins
2nd Place: Grant, Team 22, Scrapmetal
3rd Place: Brad, Team 9, Funkin’ Wagle
1am
Hoola Hooping - 3 Kings Tavern
1st Place: Jacob, Team 8, Deadwood
2nd Place: Trent, Team 30, Shy Guys
3rd Place: Alisson, Team 13,
2am
Double Dare Garbage Challenge - Big M’s
1st Place: Jaime, Team 12, Scumfuck
2nd Place: Robbie, Team 19, Mangina
3rd Place: Declan, Team 16, Hot for Teacher
Kegstand - Michelle’s House
1st Place: Dave, Team 27, New Berry Balls
2nd Place: Sands, Team 25, The Mighty Merkins
3rd Place: Ric, Team 22, Scrapmetal
Best costume - The Road Warriors.
Drunkest Team - The Road Warriors
Overall
1) The Mighty Merkins - 197 points (They got wasted!)
2) No Motorhead - 151 points (Egghead Award, most points Get Educated JERK!)
3) Team Zissou - 147 points (Out of Town, Fort Collins)
4) Road Warriors - 143 points
5) New Berry Balls - 142 points (Team of orphans)
6) Hot for Teacher - 141 points
7) Deadwood - 135 points
8 ) Scrapmetal - 131 points
9) Ninja Death Squad of Death - 130 points
10) Shy Guys - 107 points
11) Scumfuck - 103 points
12) The Mighty Turtle - 99 points
13) Mangina - 92 points
14) KC & The Shotguns - 86 points
15) Funkin’ Wagle - 82 points
16) Space Doctors - 76 points
17) Single Speed Sultans - 50 points
18) Mascocks - 34 points
Good job everyone! You kicked ass. Look back, we’ll have more shit up here soon.