ClusterFuck Race and Party

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ClusterFuck: January 4th, 2008

Racers meet on Wewatta behind Union Station

Registration from 7-7:30pm

Race ends at 3 Kings Tavern, 60 S. Broadway

Manifest will be given at time of registration, it will include a map.

Cost is $5, no bag needed, PLEASE WEAR LIGHTS both for your safety and because we will be filming and it will make you more visible on film.






On the 4th of January, 2008 Cycle Jerks will be throwing a race/concert fundraiser.

All money raised will go towards purchasing film equipment and to our non-profit, community bike shop, Battlesteed. What’s Battlesteed?

We invite you to come help us film the 11th episode!

ClusterFuck alleycat is not about speed, anyone can win this race. It will be at 7pm to three of the most conjested areas in downtown Denver. The racers will receive a manifest with a destination and the checkpoint persons photo. When they arrive at the checkpoint they will be looking for one person in a crowd to get their manifest stamped, hence the name “ClusterFuck.”

There will also be trackstands held inside 3 Kings Tavern at 60 S. Broadway, Denver, CO.

PLUS *FREE BEER* for those who race.

And of course we’re opening our invitation to cyclists in other cities!

Headlining our party will be the recently reunited “To Be Eaten.”

Also, there will be tons of shit to buy.

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Hope to see you there!